Most of August, as seen through Twitter

I've been better at updating on Twitter lately. Here are all of my tweets since my last post (sorry, but they will remain in reverse order):

its official, my dog is not afraid of lightning
about 1 hour ago from web

wooo excused from jury duty because my mailing address is in a different county from my permanent address!
about 7 hours ago from web

what's that you say? i've got beans in my ears
1:15 PM Aug 20th from web

new @astallaslions album is insane. it's the music they play on the elevators in heaven. heaven's elevator music is breathtakingly good, btw
5:01 AM Aug 19th from web

i'm getting an ultrasound today for some mysterious abdomen pains. i don't want to know the gender!
6:15 AM Aug 18th from web

what danger is there if you don't think of any?
4:29 AM Aug 16th from web

happy 50th birthday kancamagus highway
1:20 PM Aug 14th from web

les paul died! he did so much more for music than create a sweet gibson. multitrack recording! http://bit.ly/lRFQ4
10:49 AM Aug 13th from web

i sketched my soul
1:13 PM Aug 12th from web



cancel cable: check!
12:50 PM Aug 12th from web

aaaaaaaaaagh jury duty why
6:51 AM Aug 12th from web

you crawl under people's houses, you hear things...
3:04 PM Aug 11th from web

Not much is missing. I've been drinking lots of water to ease my abdomen pains, which seems to work well. I'm on my 4th liter today. Water overdose, say what?

Select pictures to fill in the rest of the blanks:

chicken with 40 cloves!

amy and i went to a drive-in and saw funny people and the hangover

CINNABLOB!

definitely the most attractive sourdough boule to date. amy assembled the dough, that must be why

Leela found the coolest spot in the apartment.

BRIAN OUT.