hello world.
you may be gray
slush and white
spots of salt,
but we are together;
we are alone.
please hold
me, and i
will walk slowly.
why the clocks
have reversed
is dismissible
in this forward running
segment, morning.
BRIAN OUT.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
sitting in a car in portsmouth
Abdellah,
The northeast region of the U.S. recently experienced a storm that caused many areas to lose Internet and electricity. As I currently do not have access to the Internet at my office, I wanted to let you know ahead of time that I may be unable to participate in the call. Currently, I am making use of public Internet available in a nearby city, but I do not think the signal strength is consistent enough for a voice call. I will let you know if my status changes.
Regards,
Brian
BRIAN OUT.
The northeast region of the U.S. recently experienced a storm that caused many areas to lose Internet and electricity. As I currently do not have access to the Internet at my office, I wanted to let you know ahead of time that I may be unable to participate in the call. Currently, I am making use of public Internet available in a nearby city, but I do not think the signal strength is consistent enough for a voice call. I will let you know if my status changes.
Regards,
Brian
BRIAN OUT.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Friday, December 5, 2008
Your Baby Can Read!
So, I've decided to not change the channel, and I'm watching infomercials. Y'all ready for this?
Make your baby competitive in the, uh, baby marketplace! Because, look out! Your Baby Can Read! I watched about 20 minutes of this one. Really, truly amazing. I'm going to get it for my puppy.
Man, the way people talk in these things makes me want to throw up. Are there really adults stupid enough to fall for the tone of these voices?
"Are you tired of wasting money on printer ink? Well, don't get rid of the ink, get rid of the... printer." Gasps in the crowd.
Also,
Breakthrough
Patented
Save money
Ingenious
Free gift pack offer ($55 value!)
This offer is not available in any stores, so don't delay.
Before I go, have any you ever just tuned in to one of these at the exact moment they say "if you're just tuning in"? I've always wanted to do that.
BRIAN OUT.
Make your baby competitive in the, uh, baby marketplace! Because, look out! Your Baby Can Read! I watched about 20 minutes of this one. Really, truly amazing. I'm going to get it for my puppy.
Man, the way people talk in these things makes me want to throw up. Are there really adults stupid enough to fall for the tone of these voices?
"Are you tired of wasting money on printer ink? Well, don't get rid of the ink, get rid of the... printer." Gasps in the crowd.
Also,
Breakthrough
Patented
Save money
Ingenious
Free gift pack offer ($55 value!)
This offer is not available in any stores, so don't delay.
Before I go, have any you ever just tuned in to one of these at the exact moment they say "if you're just tuning in"? I've always wanted to do that.
BRIAN OUT.
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